Aries (March 21 – April 19)
People look like how they think. I often look at Aries folk and laugh, I can see what the Spring energy looks like in person. That face! ha ha. This month you have a gigantic battery pack at your disposal to get all the things done that you would like to get done. I know mercury is in retrograde until 6th but it’s still your time. Your still rowing downstream and things are still on your side regardless of Mercury’s doom. It’s all good. But you are also carrying a subconscious stash of highly emotional melancholy. Be extra careful that you don’t start fights under the guise of people are picking on you or “it’s not fair”. If you want to put your raw power to good use then turn it towards helping members of your family who may need a little guidance getting their own lives together. In short, there’s a lot of fire and a lot of water which means there’s a lot of steam. Instead of blowing the house up, use it to do the ironing. That face! ha ha
Your song for this week is Burning down the house by Talking Heads
Burning Down the House
Taurus (April 20 – May 20):
I often wonder if we really do have a choice in what happens to us or is it all fated? The past five years has produced enough unpredictable events to have even the hardest of atheists consider a more spiritual life. God is usually the first place people turn to once their plans get wrecked. You may find yourself a little less self centered this month as your mind softens and a gentle compassion seeps through your system. It’s like a visit from God in a weird way….. or at the very least a Pixie. It’s a nice thing. A good thing to experience. And if you indulge in the more esoteric walks of life you may just find that old God has a bit of cash for you as well…… or the Pixie has some cake. Life is indeed unpredictable but it doesn’t mean that it’s bad. Let go of the past. All good things are new.
Your song for this week is New Religion by Duran Duran
New Religion (2009 Remaster)Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
Now then busy boots! I’m pleased to tell you that after the 6th April when Mercury goes direct you’re gonna be in heaven. You’ve definitely got it going on this month. There’s so much to do, so much to say, so much to sleep with. Damn, it’s like all your Ramadams have come at once. The world is finally moving at the speed of Gemini. A bit of this and a bit of that. It’s buffet time. Grab a shrimp, grab some salad, grab a handful of peas. Go up, go down. Talk to him, talk to her. You’re absolutely stuffed full of luck this month so do not hold back. You need to socialize and get yourself out there. Just ignore all the incredibly deep emotional angst that is in the background of everything you do. We’ll deal with it next month. Get out of the house, the universe has good things for you.
Your song for this week is Hell Raiser by Sweet
The Sweet Hell RaiserCancer (June 21 – July 22):
Sometimes you gotta stand up for yourself and fight! I know it’s not really your thing. I know you’d prefer to skulk around in the background trying to disappear amongst the furniture but not this time. Sometimes when your security is threatened you need to let the opposition know that you will not be treated that way. It doesn’t matter what they think of you so don’t let that be an excuse. All of natures creatures will attack a predator if the predator is threatening their home or security. You don’t need anyone’s permission. You don’t need to be good. You don’t need to be nice. If you apply yourself aggressively there is an opportunity to enhance your security. Don’t sit around waiting or you’ll be attacked. Throw the first punch. Face what you’re afraid of. Let them know you’re there. Don’t take no for an answer. And if you do all those things then I guarantee you’ll win.
Your song for this week is Eye of the Tiger by Survivor
Survivor – Eye Of The Tiger (Official HD Video)Leo (July 23 – August 22):
I’m going to buy some daffodils this weekend and plant them around my old dogs grave in the back garden. I built the grave in a precise spot where the Sun shines through the trees and hits the exact place where the grave is. Things are very different now the dog has gone. I miss her a lot. My children aren’t here either. They’ve reached an age where they would rather be with their friends. Even my girlfriend has moved away. You could say things are very different than only a few months ago. I could be sad. But I recognize an incredible opportunity to create a brand new reality full of new, joyous things. Don’t worry about letting things go. Infact the more you let go the more your life will shine. If it wants to leave let it go. If something new comes in let it stay. You’re dealing with a power as old as the universe itself. It’s a part of you and you are a part of it. You don’t need to fear it. It’s your best friend. The barns burned down now I can see the moon.
Your song for this week is Running up that hill by Kate Bush
Kate Bush – Running Up That Hill – Official Music VideoVirgo (August 23 – September 22):
If you listen very closely you will hear the whispers of God. There’s a different type of plan for you this month. It’s a bigger plan than your mind could think of. Put down your self made plan and follow the whispers. It’s exhausting trying to live up to your own sense of perfection, to maintain the sort of rigid mindset that only a robot could follow. And what’s more, you don’t have to live like that. Especially this month. A door has opened for you where you can get to experience a navigation system beyond what the human mind can comprehend. Your ‘essence self’ is requesting a meeting. But you have to be still in order to hear it. Put down your usual lists and schedules and spend an hour just listening to what information comes forward. I know you’re and expert at plans but this is something that even the most hardened Virgo would be in awe. The whispers are there but you need to listen with something other than your ears in order to take advantage of it.
Your song for this week is God’s Whisper by Raury
Raury – God’s Whisper (Official Video)Libra (September 23 – October 22):
The key to ultimate happiness this month is to stay well away from agitators and concentrate on what’s in front of you. There are so many amazing positive things available to you that I don’t want you to get bogged down in fights and battles that have nothing to do with you. It’s not an easy time for any self respecting Libra because right now the world is full of aggression and socially uncouth events. But if you avoid any unnecessary confrontations with ‘outsiders’ you will get what’s coming to you. And I’m pleased to tell you that it’s all good. It’s a great time to forget who you have been in the past and take on another completely new role. Like all the air signs, you’re having a date with Lady Luck. But you must keep your focus away from fights and outside agitators who will be more than willing to wreck your boat. Let them say whatever they want, let them blather on about this and that but DO NOT engage and you’ll be happier than a Taurus in cake.
Your song for this week is Let’s live for today by The Grass Roots
NEW 📀 Let’s Live For Today – Grass Roots {Stereo} 1967Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):
Many of us fear change. It’s something that scares the living daylights out of all humans. We don’t often choose it. Instead we wait for life to move us on like sheep. Yet we cannot help but change, it’s inevitable. Unfortunately we perceive change as a negative event, something cast upon us by the winds of fate. It’s odd that we never perceive change as an amazing opportunity or something to look forward to. But that’s what you’re facing this month. Change. In fact you’ll be facing it for a while and may have faced it in the recent past. The changes that you are experiencing are not coming from your own will as your doors are wide open to psychic influence. But the changes are profoundly in your favor. Out of your control but deeply in your favor. Don’t fight the energy that creates the changes in your life. It’s literally trying to do you a favor. You’re gonna be happier when the changes take place. Everything will be easier. Jump in the boat and flow down the river of change and you never know, you might even find that ‘one in a million’ person who you can trust. Well, maybe that’s a bit far but you know what I mean.
Your song for this week is Matter of trust by Billy Joel
Billy Joel – A Matter of Trust (Official HD Video)Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):
I like using metaphors when I write these things. It’s stimulates a part of the brain that makes meaning out of stories. And people love to make meaning. So imagine this…. God is a coke dealer and he’s just about to give you a free stash that will last for quite some time. You’re gonna be higher than Maria Carey. This month, take part in the world like you are high on coke. Super fast, super busy and super involved with society with very little sleep. Everyone will want to talk to you, everyone will like you, everyone will give you things that will be beneficial in the future. It’s about creativity and getting ‘shit’ done! You are unstoppable. Write a book, learn Mandarin Chinese, go on a trip abroad, shave your head, invest in Bitcoin, talk incessantly, teach, tell the world where they got it wrong. It’s gonna be a crazy ride so hang on to your britches. And more importantly, hang on to your coke dealer. God, that is.
Your song for this week is Have it all by Bethel
Have It AllCapricorn (December 22 – January 19):
There are natural growth periods and natural decay cycles in everything in the known universe. Like it or not, sometimes we are not in the process of growth. We don’t like to admit that because we have all been brainwashed to think that we should be moving forward and growing constantly. Like the stock market we freak out and demand a reversal when our psychic selves go into a resting phase. It’s not natural to grow all the time. It’s actually stupid to think that we can keep going forward without a resting period. Even the fields have to rest. Volcanos rest. Even Phil Collins rests. I know you may think there’s nothing major happening right now but in actual fact you’re wrong. There is an incredibly important thing happening, you’re in a resting phase. So sit your fat ambitious arse down and chill out. When it’s time to grow then you’ll know all about it because things will start hurling themselves at you like they always did. But for now, be like Gary Glitter in the seventies…. well not in that way but when he stopped singing and went to bed.
Your song for this week is Restless by Eric Church ……. oh go on then, Gary Glitter. When this song came out it changed all our lives. he was our Elvis. The groove on this is insanely good even though he’s a twat.
GARY GLITTER ROCK & ROLL PART 1 & 2Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):
It’s a great time to escape. The revolution is well on it’s way and you are as natural to revolution as Corey Feldman is to dance moves. But ask yourself this. You’ve spent most of your life secretly trying to get away from everyone, all those idiots with their stupid ideas who you tolerate. Yep, the need to escape lies deep within each Aquarian psyche, coiling throughout your gizzard like a psychic tapeworm. But escape from what? Be free from what? The world? Your wife? Kids? Your husband? All them trannies you’re hanging out with? The bass player from Cliff Richards band? I mean free from what or who? It’s a great question to ask yourself right now because during the next few months you might just find yourself alone due to your own choices. Yet this is not the time to be alone. It’s a time to aggressively include yourself into all social functions and outside events. There are some absolutely brilliant things coming your way but you have to find the parts of yourself that are trying to escape and tell them to shut up. Cash is king. Include yourself in.
Your song for this week is Imagine by John Lennon
John Lennon – Imagine – 1971Pisces (February 19 – March 20):
Expressing plenty of aggression and throwing yourself into a good solid personal challenge may be your best strategy this month. You’re gonna need to take some sort of action to avoid all the rocks being hurled at you from the outside world. You must understand that the aggression is coming from you, it’s your own aggression. It’s incredibly important to get activated and use this time to jettison yourself forward in the world. Start new projects, create new challenges. In short, if you sit around and do nothing then the world will send a million fights for you to deal with. You’ll have to deal with a million versions of Gordon Ramsey just like agent Smith from the matrix. Aggression must go somewhere. And if you don’t express it, then the psychic agents on the outside will. You can achieve all sorts of amazing things this month if you take the initiative and apply yourself. But you can just as easily spent the entire month of April having pointless tit for tat arguments with everyone who comes into your atmosphere. Like everything else, it’s entirely up to you.
Your song for this week is Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas
Carl Douglas Kung Fu Fighting (Original Music Video)